Monday, February 12, 2007

Andy Reid's Autograph Is Like Gold!

This isn't something we usually do at RKBYM, but we got the juiciest of juicy gossip from a friend of ours, and had to pass it along to you ...

Now the news has broke on ESPN and all the other sources that Head Coach Andy Reid has taken a leave of abscense from his Eagles until mid-March. He didn't name any reasons for this leave, but you can bet it has a lot to do with his children being about as out of control as is humanly possible. Garrett and Britt Reid have - seperately - been charged with numerous drug and traffic violations, assaults, etc.

That isn't the big news; this is.

Our anonymous source has informed us that - through a female high school friend who has engaged in sexual intercourse with Britt Reid - Britt Reid has his Johnson pierced.

Oh yeah; we went there. But that's just the start.

The two went to Harriton High School together - a preppy little school right outside of Philly - and our source has also told us after a party, where the young Reid was engaged in lots of underage alcohol consumption and drug use, decided it best for him to drive home from the party. Reid then backed into a friends car, smashing the hood, drove down the block only to be stopped by the police. Reid then tried to bribe the police officer with - this is my favorite part (besides the fact his dick is pierced) - autographed pictures of his dad, which he keeps in his glove box; obviously for situations just like this.

It seems the fuzz in Philly are overloaded with Andy's signed picture, and now they're actually charging the kids ...

What a city.

16 comments:

Atomic Dave said...

Wow, that is awesome! I wonder if that has ever worked?

Anonymous said...

I too went to school with Britt and also had sex with him. It is very much the truth that he has his pride and joy pierced but, not just once but four times. I must say though he really gets the job done the right way!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if any girls could get a picture or have a picture of this pierced wonder. Perhaps they could post it on the site. That would be awesome. Are there any police officers that have had encounters with this scandalous bribing Reid?

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