Welcome !

Congratulations on finding the most dynamic, mind-blowing site in the history of the Internet; Rich Kotite Banged Your Mom!

We look forward to bringing to you our own perspective on a bevy of sports-related topics -- ranging from the most sensational hair-styles in the NFL to the delicate intricacies of a fantasy draft to the greatest names in the history of NBA centers (yes, that is a shout out to Reuben Boumtje-Boumtje).

We're two dudes who just graduated college who think we know our stuff. Brendan qualified for Stump the Schwab, they just never put him on, the bastards! Brandon served in every position of our school newspaper. Now, he's in Baltimore as a "freelancer" and Brendan work in finance in New York City, meaning his annual salary falls somewhere between Bryant McKinnie and Fred Smoot's one game paycheck, and he never got to bang a stripper on beautiful Lake Minnetoka (or any girl on any Lake ... or bed ... or floor ... or car back-seat ...)
The goal of this blog is at least a few posts a week -- a few by Brendan, a few by Brandon. Brandon will probably be funnier and more profane, but hey whatever. Our goal is to get linked to Deadspin, then we know it's all been worth it.

So look forward to the coming days, months weeks and years here at RKBYM, as they're sure to impress even the most un-Kotite of you.

- Brandon and Brendan